These words are transcribed without permission the way they appear in the "Kill Uncle" album. Additions to the printed lyrics are in darker text while omissions are striken out.

Day oh so late
strangely the sun still shone
oh Asian boy
what are you on?
Day oh so late
strangely the sun still shone
Oh Asian boy
what drugs are you on?
Tooled-up Asian boy
has come here to avenge to take revenge for
the cruel, cold killing
of his very best friend
Tooled-up Asian boy
has come here to take revenge avenge
for the cruel, cold killing
of his only friend
There's Peace through the our school
it's so quiet in the hall
it's a strange sign for one
of what's to come
Tough and hard cold and pale
oh they may just impale you on railings
oh English boys
it must be wrong
three against one?
Brakes slammed, and
a his gun jammed, and
as far as I could tell
brave Asian boy
was dealt a blow and fell
I'm just passing through here
on my way to somewhere civilised
and maybe I'll even arrive
maybe I'll even arrive?