This instrumental must have been written at some point in 1996. It was recorded in January 1997 at Hook End Manor alongside the material that would be released later that year as the "Maladjusted" album. It appears that Morrissey did not record vocals for the song, although he seems to have given it its title and it is therefore likely that he did write lyrics for it.

This song was never released in a studio form.

This song has never been performed specifically for radio or television.

This song has never been done live in concert.

No recording of this song has made it on bootlegs at this point in time.