This song was very likely written at some point in 1989. It was recorded during the "Bona Drag" sessions at Hook End Manor in the winter of 1989 into 1990, with producers Clive Langer and Alan Winstanley. Musicians on this recording were Kevin Armstrong (guitar), Andy Rourke (bass) and Andrew Paresi (drums). Session musician Danny Thompson plays double bass, but his input is not credited anywhere the song was released. Mary Margaret O'Hara provided back vocals.

single version {3:08}

• "November Spawned A Monster" single, all formats

• "Bona Drag" album

• "The HMV/Parlophone Singles '88-'95" album

• "Bona Drag" - redesigned edition [remastered 2010]

This song has never been performed specifically for radio, television or the web.

The song has been performed live 44 times by Morrissey, which means every night on the 1992 Your Arsenal tour with the exception of a dozen.

live London 20 December 1992, not Paris! {3:17}

• "Beethoven Was Deaf" live album

No demos or studio outtakes of this song have leaked to the general public at this point in time.