"Please Help The Cause Against Loneliness"
(Morrissey/Stephen Street)

 

This song is only available on the 2010 redesigned edition of "Bona Drag" which doesn't include lyrics. They are transcribed here without permission, as they are heard.

Please help the cause against loneliness
Would you like to note my home address?
Please help the cause against loneliness
Would you kindly note my inside leg? 1

I don't mind when you come 'round 2
If it's the daytime then I might be in bed 3
I'm so very young
I am so really really young

Please help the cause against loneliness
Would you like a list of my dislikes?
There are people with problems
I know this
I've known this for years
There are paupers and peers who have problems

I don't mind what time you come 'round 4
If it's the weekend then I just might be dead
I'm so very young
I am so really really young

I'm so young
I'm so young
I am so young
I am so young
I am so really really young

I am so young 5
So young

 

1 In one of the early demos of the song which have leaked on the internet, Morrissey sang "Would you like to note my inside leg?".

2 In one of the early demos of the song which have leaked on the internet, Morrissey sang "I don't mind what day you come 'round".

3 In one of the early demos of the song which have leaked on the internet, Morrissey sang "If it's the daytime then I might be in bed".

4 In one of the early demos of the song which have leaked on the internet, Morrissey sang "I don't mind what day you come 'round".

5 These two final lines are absent in one of the early demos of the song which have leaked on the internet.