This song has yet to appear on an album. Its lyrics are transcribed here without permission, as they are heard.

Looking up at the sign
It said "Please Keep Away"
And so in I ran
You see, I'll never learn

Oh I'll never learn
I'll never learn

Chapter one again
Here I go again
I found the fountain of youth
And I fell in

How could I ever learn
I'll never learn

I'll never learn
I'll never learn

Why should I mind?
Why should I care?
I'll never learn
I'll never learn