(Morrissey/Mark E. Nevin)
This song is only available on albums such as "World Of Morrissey" which don't include lyrics. They are transcribed here as they are heard, without permission.
I just wanna say1 In live performances of this song Morrissey usually sings "So one day if you're bored" as he does in the first verse. This can be heard on live album "Beethoven Was Deaf".