This song has yet to appear on an album, it was only done by Morrissey as a radio session. Its lyrics are transcribed here without permission, as they are heard.

Don't dig for
A metaphor
Has it not twigged with you yet?
And don't wonder
Why I'm still around
I'm just playing easy to get

Don't dig for
A secondary meaning
At worse you might just find a first
And don't wonder
Why I'm standing over here
I'm just playing easy to get

Do I have to
Drop anchor like a sailor
To switch on the bulb in your head?
Do not frisk me
Silence is your answer
I'm just playing easy to get

I'm so easy
Maybe you've had me
If you had then you would not forget
When you see me
Between Cole and Cahuenga
I'm just plain desperate

So don't waste time
Trying to get to know me
I'm yours, I'm yours
And don't waste time
With snappy conversation
I'm yours
Everyone knows
I'm yours